Lords Of Porn

Promises, promises…

This site says that they have 18,342 exclusive clips, 7,081 hours of videos, 12,427 high quality videos, and 910 exclusive models. When I entered it, I was very confused because I couldn’t find anything that is even remotely similar to what they promise. I thought that I didn’t pay enough attention, and that I must be doing something wrong, but it appears that they are just not being honest. Some videos are divided to 6 clips, but even that way, they should have 3,000+ full videos, which they don’t. On the other hand, they give the list of their sites and the number of movies that each site offers. These numbers combined give us the total of 900+ videos, and this is closer to the truth, I think.

This site is pretty complicated to use, and there are some browsing issues. You can go to Updates or Girls, or you can check out individual sites. Some mega-sites offer only option to browse through all content, or through individual sites only. I like that Lords Of Porn allows you to browse the content both ways. There is a search tab at the top of the page which you can use to find things faster. What also makes the process of finding content you like faster are category tags, that can be found on videos. Besides that, you get a description of the scene, duration of the video, cast, and a date of upload. There is a new update every day.

Average, busty, chubby, and fat girls.

Other than that, when I tried to count the girls, I was up for another surprise. Girls can be browsed by the first letter of their name. Not only that there is lack of pagination (you have to click ”next” for every page, but when I got to letter ”L”, that was it. I tried to go to the next letter manually and saw that there are more girls to see. After awhile, there was no ”next” page, and I had to repeat the process. These things are really unforgivable, nowadays. Besides that, there are some categories offered at the bottom of the page, but all they did was take me to some porn reviews. I mean, come on. What’s up with that? I was determined to find out the real number, so I had to count them letter by letter, and I counted 475 girls. Their body types vary from average to fat. They come in all sizes (they even have midgets), and their tits, too. There are different ethnicity and age. Most of them are amateur to semi-pro.

As I said, it appears that there is more than 900 videos on this network. They can be downloaded or streamed in various formats (mobile files included). It seems that there are no HD videos. Scenes can be saved as favorites, rated, and besides that, members can leave comments. They are not protected by DRM, and there is no download limit. Or is there? I can’t tell what is real any more. I know that this review is confusing, but it’s not a bit more confusing than this site.

I would say that there is about 650+ photo galleries (200 photos per set), but don’t take my word for it. Some pictures are high resolution, and some of them are screencaps. Photo sets can be downloaded as Zip files. They can, also, be viewed on site. What I especially like about this is that people who created this site realize that a person watching porn sometimes needs their hands to be free (if you know what I mean). That’s why they gave us the opportunity to watch photos in slideshow. When you open a photo in full size, slideshow can be found below it, in a drop-down menu. Even more, you can customize it by choosing the speed that suits you best.

The sites.

Lords Of Porn membership will get you access to 19 sites: TT Boy (*226), Big Butt Hunt (*132), 1^st Time Black Amateurs (*81), It’z A Black Thang/Black GF (*62), Spanish Fly Pussy (*61), Fat And Chunky (*58), Mama Turned Me Out (*51), 18 And Nasty Girls (*49), Ebony Street Hooker (*37), Midgets Like It Big (*29), Asian Street Hookers (*25), Big Butt Brazilian Moms (*25), Bubble Butt Teachers (*23), My Stepdad Made Me (*23), Big Butt Black Teens (*23), I Fucked You And Your Sister (*20), Mexican Maid Booty (20), I Fucked My daughters Friend (*15), and Orgy World Girls (*13). * The numbers in the brackets present the numbers of videos each of these sites has to offer.

Membership Prices.

Lords Of Porn promises discreet billing, and 24/7 customer support. Knowing that their authorized sales agent is SegPay, you should believe that no adult related things will appear on your credit card statement (it will show Intrastarcs.com or ”GLOBOATM”). There are three payment options: Credit Card, Check, and Phone. Besides that, you have to think of a username and password and submit them, and submit your Email. There are several membership options to choose from and they are: 1 day trial for $1.00 (it gets you limited access), 30 days membership for $24.95 (rebills at $24.95 every 30 days until canceled), 90 days membership for $59.95 (non-recurring, you save $14.90 in 3 months), and 1 year membership for $89.95 (non-recurring, $7.50/month, you save $209.45 in a year). After 1 day, trial will be automatically converted to full membership at $32.95/month, and it will be rebilled every 30 days until you cancel it. You should know that there are pre-checked cross-sales for 2 other sites. If you don’t want to become their member, too, make sure to un-check them. They promise 24/7 customer support.