Granny Shag

Women and wine…

They say that women are like wine – the older they get the better they become. Well, I’m not a huge fan of wine, but I am an honest, true and devoted fan of women. So, if the saying that women only get better with years is true, that implies that the best time to be with a woman is when she is the oldest (but still usable, right?). Women get more experienced with age, so it’s logical that they get better at everything they do. That includes fucking and sucking cock, off course. Young girls think that all a blowjob requires is to take the cock into their mouths and move their heads up and down. Damn, most of them “suck at sucking” so much that they can’t even make a guy cum. A granny knows how to suck, when to suck and when to blow, when and how fast to lick, and other secrets of the “trade”. That would mean that fucking some teen girl isn’t the half of fun you can have while fucking a cougar. If we continue with the same logic, that would mean that fucking a cougar is half as good as fucking a granny. Well, some people obviously know these little sex secrets. These people love to fuck grannies and love to watch grannies fucking. If you are one of them, Granny Shag is the right pay porn site for you.

Simplest navigation

As soon you enter the site you will see that everything you get is right there but, for just in case, there is a short user manual for browsing the site (not that it’s necessary because everything is simple and intuitive). You can go to Photos or Videos. Besides that, on the left side of the page you will be offered porn categories that can be found on Granny Shag: Big Dick, Big Tits, Blowjob, Cumshots, Deepthroating, Fucking Machines, Masturbation, Outdoor, Rimming, Rough Sex, Sex Toys, Stockings, etc. When I got to the bottom of the page I had a hard time figuring out where to click in order to go to the next page. I thought that I must be doing something wrong, as I did during a sign up process (see the “Prices and following information” paragraph). I couldn’t believe that’s all there is. I kept looking and looking, but eventually I realize that the sad truth is that there are only 10+ episodes on this site. Episodes are not dated so I don’t have a clue about the updating ratio. I don’t even know is the site still being updated. All these episodes contain both image gallery and a video. That’s it, there is no bonus content, no info about the grannies, or anything else.

Photos, videos and models

When you go to Photos you will see 3 photos from the episode in a row (you have to go left or right to go to the next/previous photos) and the info about the number of the photos in that set. Besides that, you can download the whole photo gallery as Zip file (you are given the info about the size of the file) or go to the video. All photos are 1024×768 pixels but, since they are screencaps, they are not very sharp. Galleries averagely contain 52 images.

Videos can be streamed in one quality option. When you stream videos, you can’t jump ahead, but they buffer pretty fast, so it’s not a big issue. There are no HD videos. Scenes can be downloaded as WMV or MP4 files (640×480 pixels, both formats). Averagely, scenes last 22 minutes. The intros don’t last long (about a minute or two), but they get right to the action instead. These grannies are European (German I guess) and there are no English subtitles for videos. When you get to a specific video, you’ll get a description and info about duration, number of photos and about the size of video files offered for downloading. Members can rate videos.

It goes without saying that these models are all grannies. There are 10+ grannies with hairy or shaved pussies. Some are fat, some are average, with small or big tits. They are all Caucasians. Even besides the fact that there are only 11 updates and that there is no way to tell if the site is still being updated, if you like grannies – you will like Granny Shag.

Prices and following information

Besides English, this site offers various languages (German, French, Portuguese, Italian, Spanish…) for sign up process. Before you choose your membership plan, you have to submit your email and come up with a username and password. Make sure to carefully read instructions. I didn’t, so I kinda got stuck. The site kept sending me back until I realized that I wasn’t following instructions about the number of characters in username and password (there should be between 6 and 8 characters). So, in order to avoid frustration, read instructions.

A designated payment processor for this site is CCBill EU. Depending on where you live, you can pick a currency of your choice (Euros, British Pounds, Japanese Yen or US, Australian or Canadian Dollars). At this moment there are no pre-checked cross-sales, so you don’t have to worry about that, although it wouldn’t hurt to double check that just before you sign up (because sometimes these things change).

Positive features: Simple navigation. No pre-checked cross-sales. Wrinkled grannies.

Negative features: Only 10+ updates. No HD videos. No info about the updating ratio. No info about the models. No English subtitles. No bonus content.