Profile Downloads

A site of very good and very bad features

At the very beginning of this review, I have to tell you that there is nothing mediocre about this premium porn site. Some things are great and fantastic, while others are horrible. I have to inform you about all of them, so you could make the right decision about whether you should join this site. Profile Downloads is a porn site that wants to lead us to the impression that the content offered on it are girls’ profiles downloaded from various social networks, such as Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and others. Honestly, that is a nice fantasy, but I wouldn’t say that is quite true – I have seen some of these girls on other porn sites. On the other hand, I can not claim that for all the girls. Maybe some of them are real everyday amateur girls whose personal profiles have been downloaded for the purposes of this site. However, even thinking that these videos are real amateur work from girls’ profiles makes my blood pumping faster.

Navigation and usability – the horrible features.

When you enter the site, you will see a bunch of randomly sorted videos offering just cover photo, title, a small logo of a social network they are supposedly downloaded from, and options to play video and save it to favorites. At the top of the page you”l be given the options to go to Bonus Content, Deals, Hot Sites and Favorites. Hot Sites and Deals offer you basically the same thing – various porn sites offered at lower prices for the members of Profile Downloads. This is great because some sites are offered for less than 20% of the regular price. On the left side of the homepage you will see something that appears to be a filtering option – the only one on this site. It offers you to chose one of the 11 offered social networks, or you can click on Select All. When you get to the bottom of the page (offering 24 videos), you can click to go up, or click on Show More. When you request for more videos, another 24 random scenes will show up, and this will happen every time you do it. There are absolutely no other ways to look for content – no sorting and no filtering options whatsoever.

Some videos are offered in Full HD

The readers of The Lord Of Porn deserve as accurate information as possible, so I started clicking and calculating. When there was no more content, I calculated that there are 1,680 videos. There are no photos on Profile Downloads. Most videos will give you 3 to 5 minutes of pleasure, but some of them go up to 15 minutes, while some last about 1 minute. Their quality varies. Best case scenario – you’ll get 4 quality options for both streaming and downloading (426×240, 852×480, 1280×720 and 1920×1080); worst case scenario – you’ll get 1 quality option (426×240) for both streaming and downloading. Videos are not protected by DRM. When you see a cover photo or a title you like, you can not enter the video by right-clicking your mouse and then going to “open link in new tab/window”. This is one of the huge problems with this site’s navigation and usability. After you have watched a video, and you go back one page, you won’t see the same bulk of videos that were there before you entered a specific video. If you see 2 or more scenes you would like to watch – forget about it. You can only hope that randomize engine will soon offer them again, or you can save them to Favorites just based on what you see, so you could find them in your Favorites section. Don’t hesitate to do that because you can remove videos from Favorites whenever you want, in order to clear up the mess in your Favorites section. Besides options to stream or download (no info about the file sizes) them, videos will give you a few tags (not hyper-linked), one-sentence description, and some of them will give you the name of the girl or girls. Videos are not dated, so I can’t tell you how often is site updated, but they claim they do it every day. No information about downloading limits can be found in “Terms Of Service”.

Tons of categories and bonus DVDs – the “great and fantastic” features

I already mentioned that some of the girls are pornstars (more or less famous), but some of the videos can be found on other sites, as well. I can’t tell you the number of girls offered by Profile Downloads because there is no Girls section, but you’ll find them all: younger, older, thin, average, chubby, various ethnicity (but mostly Caucasian), various tits sizes (mostly natural, with one or two exceptions)… You can find even some pregnant girls. The “great and fantastic” thing I mentioned earlier, is that they look amazingly hot and natural, and they are prepared to do anything, so some of the categories you can find are: hardcore, blowjob, softcore, orgies, boot fetish, BDSM, spanking, anal, lesbian, peeing, stockings, shower, public sex, threesome, foursome, toys, cock sharing, 69, interracial, creampie, DP, pregnant, cowgirl, outdoors, masturbation, rimjob, bodystocking, feet, hairy pussy, deepthroat, etc. Now, let’s go to the Bonus Content which is another “great and fantastic” thing about this site. There are 13,900+ bonus DVDs, at this moment. I was pleased to see that bonus DVDs can be filtered by Studios, Series and Categories. They offer additional model types and porn categories.

Prices and following information

• 2 days trial for € 1.00 
  1 month membership for € 34.95 (recurring)
  1 year membership for € 89.95 (recurring; you save $389.45 in a year)

As you can see, monthly membership and renewed trial are very expensive, but yearly membership is absolutely affordable. It’s nice that you don’t have to worry about discretion issues. Your credit card statement will show only a charge from “centrobill.com”, so your privacy will be protected. Another good news is that there are no hidden charges, so you don’t have to waste your time looking for, and un-checking those pre-checked cross-sales that are offered by many porn sites and networks.

• Positive features: Plenty of content. Tons of bonus DVDs. Some HD videos. No DRM. Absolutely hot girls. No pre-checked cross-sales.
• Negative features: Horrible navigation and usability. No photos.

Conclusion

As you can see, this pay porn site is not as bad as it may appear at first sight. It is true that navigation and usability are horrible. I would even say that they are “the worst I’ve ever seen”, but there is always a slight possibility that I have seen worse and erased it from memory, so I will say that they are “one of the worst I’ve seen”. It is very hard to look for content, if you have a refined taste for certain things. But on the other hand, if you are a regular porn enthusiast, all videos will make so horny (because they have that genuine amateur atmosphere that will make you imagine you are right there in the room, with all those hot babes), that you’ll be happy with whatever random choice is offered by the site. If we add almost 14,000 bonus DVDs to that, it’s clear that Profile Downloads has many great things to offer.