Desi Bang
Our rating: 84.7
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- Models 30+
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Curry Creampie
Our rating: 78
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- HD Videos 155+
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Intro
Quality Content
Desi Bang
If you’ve ever wondered what porn would look like if it were filmed in your neighbor’s bathroom with a $50 camera and actors who were clearly late for something else, Desi Bang is here to enlighten you. This is as amateur as amateur gets—lighting straight out of a flickering ceiling bulb, sets that double as laundry rooms, and performances that redefine the term “lifeless.” The actresses range from “passable if you squint” to “possibly just delivering a package when they were asked to join the shoot.” And while Curry Creampie at least dresses their models in traditional attire for some cultural flair, Desi Bang just throws you straight into bargain-bin gonzo with no aesthetic considerations whatsoever.
Occasionally, they attempt “intros,” which are less scripted scenes and more like someone awkwardly reading a Craigslist ad out loud. Compared to Curry Creampie, Desi Bang somehow manages to strip away even the tiny scraps of charm that make watching bad porn ironically fun. If Bollywood is known for over-the-top spectacle, Desi Bang feels like the underground knockoff filmed by people who heard about Bollywood in passing.
Curry Creampie
Curry Creampie’s claim to fame is that the women here are significantly better looking than Desi Bang’s lineup—though they are both probably filmed in the same dumpster. Models are thinner, have sharper features, and often wear traditional outfits like saris, bindis, and nose piercings, which gives the content a touch of realism that its competitor can’t match. But beyond that, the technical quality is pure nostalgia—in the worst way. Most scenes look like they were ripped straight from a DVD in the early 2000s and awkwardly re-uploaded. Lighting? Dull and flat. Angles? Safe and boring.
Additionally, the thing that works for Curry Creampie in this case is its diversity of categories, but more on that later, except that you should know, not all curries end up with a creampie.
While Desi Bang at least pretends to be modern, Curry Creampie feels like a time capsule for when cell phones still had polyphonic ringtones. And while POV pops up occasionally, it’s not enough to hide the fact that most of this “collection” is just dusty archive material. Still, if you’re a sucker for traditional attire and authentic amateurs, you might stomach this over watching Desi Bang’s Shrek-faced talent pool.
Website Tools
Desi Bang
Logging into Desi Bang means stepping into the Adult Prime network hub—basically a buffet of mediocrity. From the “Studios” list, you can find Desi Bang alphabetically (because apparently no one was fighting for that top placement). Inside the channel, you can browse videos, models, and clips separately—though with the current content, you’ll probably finish “exploring” in under five minutes.
There are no site-specific photo galleries; the photo tab just dumps you into the network’s general library. Filtering options are there if you really want to sort through this mess, but they’re almost unnecessary when the catalog is so tiny. Videos do come with tags, descriptions, and suggested scenes, plus options to stream or download. You can favorite scenes, comment, and even cut your own five-minute clips, which, frankly, might be the only way to salvage some of this content.
Curry Creampie
Curry Creampie lives within the Adult Time network, which means at least the interface is decent, even if the content isn’t. Once you select “Indian” from the Channels menu, you can access the whole library (and by library, I mean a glorified filing cabinet). Standard Adult Time features apply: favorites, tags, ratings, comments, and filters to exclude or include whatever you want.
You can also “hide this actor,” which might just be the most practical feature given the lineup. The model index is there, but don’t expect life stories—just a name, a thumbnail, and links to her other appearances. Scenes come with descriptions and related content from across the network, so at least you can escape to something better without logging out. In short, the site’s tools are actually fine—too bad they’re being wasted on this fossilized collection.
Collection & Updates
Desi Bang
Desi Bang takes the lead in the Collection segment as they are still in the production phase with around 100 scenes out by 2025, and updates are coming usually every week. As for the models, there is not much to talk about; the newest scenes feature complete amateurs who are in no way attractive.
Categories do not vary between the scenes that much, with the biggest change being a BBG threesome or BGG threesome, and most scenes are ordinary vaginal porn.
Curry Creampie
The only downside of the Curry Creampie in this segment is the halt of production. Babes are much better; there are almost 200 scenes available. Categories are more diverse, with 9 anal scenes, creampie gangbangs, and plenty of BBG scenes.
For my recommendations, supposed stars, although I believe they are most likely amateurs (hot ones at that), Vanita Sakala (Curry Cream Pie Gang Bang #04 (2013)), Amba (White Boys And Indians #02 (2013)), and Tamara (Real Indian Housewives #03 (2011)).
Final Consideration
Honestly, this is one of those rare matchups where declaring a winner feels impossible—not because both are great, but because both are such beautifully flawed disasters in completely different ways. On one hand, Desi Bang at least has the decency to still be breathing, churning out “fresh” content every so often. The problem? That content is… well, let’s just say if talent scouting were a crime, they’d be serving a life sentence. The models often look uninterested, the settings are uninspired, and the performances wouldn’t pass for a late-night soap scene.
Then there’s Curry Creampie: technically dead, but holding a much larger and more diverse collection than its still-alive rival. Not only that, but the models look infinitely better—sometimes ten times better—than the folks Desi Bang puts in front of the camera. Yes, the footage is ancient, the quality feels like it was digitized on someone’s dad’s laptop in 2003, and the production hasn’t stirred in years… but if you’re picking purely on looks and variety, Curry Creampie wins that battle easily.
They’re priced the same, which somehow makes the choice even harder. Do you pay for ongoing mediocrity or a better-looking but completely frozen archive? With no clear advantage tipping the scale, it really comes down to whether you’d rather watch something new-but-painful or old-but-pretty. Personally, I’ll leave that coin toss to you—and may the porn gods have mercy on whichever way it lands.