My Pervy Family VS My Family Pies

My Family Pies

Let’s continue with the Late Night with Porn Logic, where nothing makes sense, and everyone’s suddenly related—but not really! Let’s talk about the all-too-familiar recipe for your favorite step-smut productions, specifically the wholesome chaos of My Family Pies, or was it My Pervy Family’s time now?

Anyhow, most scenes here follow the sacred rulebook of pseudo-incest cinema: a little dialogue to establish why your stepsister is bent over doing yoga in the living room, then—boom!—cut to the couch or bed where “family bonding” hits new heights. The transitions? Jarring. Expect camera shifts from shaky first-person to a third-person angle so awkward it looks like it was filmed by a raccoon on a shelf.

Take Stella Luxx‘s scene (My Super Clean Stepsis Loves to Get Dirty (2025)), in which the setup, and coseplay all scream “drama,” while the camera yells “chaos”. And the execution, well it looks like they had 12 minutes to film 39. Ironically, despite My Family Pies pretending to care about storytelling, the actual narrative ends up as a clumsy mess. On the flip side, My Pervy Family—which makes zero effort to even pretend—somehow wins in this department just by not overpromising.

Also, if you’re into anal scenes… move along. There’s basically one as of 2025. It’s like spotting a baddy in a Walmart—technically possible, but don’t hold your breath. What does keep things spicy is the creative (read: unhinged) ways these stepfamily members “accidentally” hook up. It’s all dialogue-heavy, occasionally hilarious, and just self-aware enough to know we’re here for the plot… but not that plot.

In short: the same things, different excuses. But hey, who’s judging? People just want to wank!

My Family Pies

When it comes to website features and usability, My Family Pies easily edges out Sis Loves Me—as long as you can squint past its slightly tacky visual design. Let’s be honest, the homepage looks like it was made on a dare using expired templates from the 2010s. It’s giving “clearance aisle” more than “premium experience.”

But hey, once you’re in, it’s surprisingly smooth sailing. My Family Pies clearly had someone on staff who’s watched porn and used a website before—what a concept! You’ve got a buffet of filters and tags—hundreds of them—so whether you’re searching for something soft and silly or something that should probably come with a family therapist on speed dial, it’s all right there.

You can sort alphabetically (for the highly organized perv), by custom date ranges (for nostalgia, I guess?), or smash that “random” button if you like your incest fantasies served with a side of roulette. There’s even a big batch of photo galleries, all tagged and filterable.

And yes, aside from the franchise’s now-legendary refusal to do anal—seriously, one scene in 500?—the site leaves very little to whine about. Functionally, it’s tight. Aesthetically? Well, let’s just say it’s the Crocs of porn sites: not cute, but damn, it works.

My Family Pies

Arriving a year later and still sitting below the 300-scene mark, My Family Pies isn’t exactly bringing the heat in this matchup. The release schedule? All over the place. Sometimes you get two scenes just days apart, and then—bam—radio silence for weeks, even a month. For a studio that should easily be pumping out at least two scenes per month, they somehow manage to fumble even that.

Like its competitor, My Family Pies leans on a mix of seasoned pros and fresh-faced amateurs—but with a noticeably smaller bench, just 192 performers to date. Still, there are a few standouts: Renee Rose, who’s clocked in four appearances by 2025 (including Swap Son Becomes A Man – S9:E10 (2024)), and Vanna Bardot, who’s managed to rack up a respectable seven scenes, like the throwback Mom Goes Nude – S1:E10 (2020). Not bad—but definitely not a full roster of heavy hitters.