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Die Hard XXX

Last modified on 26th August 2014, 16:05 by TheLord
Die Hard XXX
Studio Hustler
Starring Brooklyn Lee , Derrick Pierce, Holly Taylor, Billy Glide, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Gunn, Capri Cavanni, Leilani Leeanne, Ryan Driller
Based on Die Hard (film series) by Roderick Thorp

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Die Hard XXX review

This Ain’t Die Hard XXX 3D

Die Hard XXX ParodyHustler Video offers another great porn spoof from “This ain’t” series, a great parody of a great Bruce Willis’ action movie called Die Hard. The movie is called “This Ain’t DIE HARD XXX 3D”, it’s directed by Stuart Canterbury and it comes as a two-disc Blu-Ray release, the first one is classic 2D movie and on the second is 3D version (but it’s not a top notch feature, it’s an old-school anaglyph 3D). The story of the parody follows the essence of its mainstream counterpart, showing Derrick Pierce in Willis’ role going after a team of international terrorists, running around barefoot with his gun, shooting any bad guy who gets in his way.

Scenes

The first scene shows where the story takes place; it is set on a Christmas party at the Hustler building in L.A. As Derrick changes for the party (he meets Sasha Heart, but they don’t get it on), Santa (Billy Glide) gets busy with “a very bad girl” Holly Taylor, sitting in his chair. She gets on her knees to suck his massive knob, working his balls along the way. First she rides him showing her fine ass off, but then turns around for some reverse cowgirl ride. She takes his big cock from behind standing over his chair, but after a few minutes he takes it out and sprays her chest, making her suck the last drops out.

Capri CavanniDerrick is still in dressing room, flirting with Sasha Heart, when the terrorists barge in and take over. It’s a group of three sexy terrorists, Kimberly Kane – the leader, Capri Cavanni and Phoenix Marie.

Kimberly finds Tommy Gun, a dirty salesman willing to do anything to get out of this “hostage” situation. He is ready to give her some valuable information (about Derrick’s wife Brooklyn Lee being among the hostages), but in exchange she has to give him something, and she knows exactly what he needs. They start kissing, but she needs more – she wants her furry bush to be licked hard. After some cock sucking she takes it missionary, from behind bouncing her ass all over his cock, and at the end after some more reverse cowgirl riding she jerks him off all over her pubic hair.

The FBI takes charge in this terrorist-hostage case. They cut the power, but it was what the terrorists want – that’s the way to rob all the cash. Kimberly misses the opportunity to kill McClane’s wife Brooklyn, she was distracted with the power loss and Capri bringing loads of money.

Capri is so thrilled with her accomplishment, that she starts touching herself the moment she was left alone in that room. She lies on the table and starts rubbing her pussy with a stack of cash. She uses fingers and a little toy, and makes this small scene of the movie very sexy and enjoyable.

Leilani LeeanneJohn (Derrick) asks his fellow cop, sexy ebony Leilani Leeanne to distract the FBI agent (Ryan Driller) so he can save the day. She has just the tool for it, an amazing body that will get agent’s full attention. She is wearing a sexy cop uniform, so that’s the first thing that draws attention and the uniforms stay on for the most of the time. The second thing is her amazing ass and the third is her great blowjob skill. The sex doesn’t take long; they are doing it on the hood of a car, first she takes it from behind and then missionary, both times showing her amazing assets – booty and legs. At the end he pops all over her pussy, just when the action is about to begin.

At the end, John (Derrick Pierce), after he saved everyone from the bad guys, is on rooftop with his wife (Brooklyn Lee), catching up. She looks very beautiful in her tight dress, but the dress is gone in no time, because there is a nice pussy wet and ready waiting underneath it. He licks her a bit and she really likes it, so much that it makes her shiver. Then they switch so she can mouth his manhood, and she does it pretty sloppy, just the way a guy would like. She gets on top of him for some cowgirl ride, but then turns around to receive a cock from behind, and that looked pretty intense and hard. The fuck missionary style before he drops his load on her ginger pussy.

Summary

There is an actual plot in the movie, it isn’t great, but for porn standards it isn’t bad, either. Sadly, there was no anal, nor a girl/girl scene and the sex is a bit short. On the bright side, the movie has some solid and intense sexual encounters, especially in the last scene with Brooklyn, which was like a cherry on the (average) cake.

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Release date April 2013
Directed by Stuart Canterbury
Produced by Hustler Parodies
Running time 109 min.
Country U.S.A
Language English
Awards AVN Awards, 2014: Nominee: Best Special Effects / Best Screenplay / Best Director / Best Parody Drama Sex Awards, 2013 Nominee: Adult Parody of the Year XRCO Awards, 2014 Nominee Best Parody Drama

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Studio Hustler
Starring Brooklyn Lee , Derrick Pierce, Holly Taylor, Billy Glide, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Gunn, Capri Cavanni, Leilani Leeanne, Ryan Driller
Based on Die Hard (film series) by Roderick Thorp

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89.7/100

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