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Game of Bones

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Game of Bones
Studio Zero Tolerance
Starring Dana Dearmond (Talisa), April O'Neil (The Tight Walker), Anikka Albrite (Daenerys Targaryen), Claire Robbins (Ygritte), Aaliyah Love (Margaery Tyrell) , Anthony Rosano , Tommy Pistol, Aaron Wilcoxxx, James Deen (Jon Snow)
Based on Game of thrones by George R. R. Martin (HBO Tv Series)

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Game of Bones review

Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming

Winter is cumming! Tremendous success of dramatic hit television and book series Game of Thrones caused the creation of porn spoof called Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming by Lee Roy Myers and Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Game of Bones xxxThey live in a fantasy world of kingdoms, dragons and in mystical time, where you always have to watch out, because you are one move away from getting screwed! In the original series we were able to see a lot of humping, but it was only softcore and erotic, but for those who have always wanted to watch their stars in hardcore action, the time has come – now we have the porn parody that will make you laugh at some point, but also give you action sexy as hell.

This movie closely follows the mainstream counterpart’s families – Lannisters and Starks in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, as they compete to get to the throne – this time it’s the Iron Bone.

This movie has everything that a great porn parody should have – a great cast that looks a lot alike original roles, making this movie awesome with fine performance and acting, funny parts that make you compare it with the original series and great sex scenes.

The Director 

Best Director Parody: Lee Roy Myers – Game of Bones – awarded by XCritic. 

He is a huge fan of the show, so it’s a tribute as well as a parody for him. He also said: “We’ve got everything that you love about the show and books, plus penetration! And of course you’ll finally find out Podrick’s sexual secret.”

The Plot 

Game of Bones YgritteAfter a short scene that actually explains that this is a parody (funny part), we have the first scene with Bailey and Antonio. She comes as a prostitute and he plays the role of Podrick. As the story goes that Podrick has a dick as big as a dragon’s tooth and that it pleased all the whores so much that they would gladly work for free, she has come to find out. She drops down to her knees and gives him a great (occasionally deep) blowjob, and Podrick returns the favor with some pussy eating. After that she was properly satisfied in many positions, from reverse cowgirl to doggy-style, which included some ass-slapping and hard pounding. At the very end of this scene he takes it out from the missionary position and gives her a load on the face.

Scene two shows us the King of the North (Tommy Pistol) fantasizing about winning a war in his fantasy world. Tommy’s performance in this unusual plot improves this parody and makes you watch the whole scene and not skip to the sex part. In his thoughts he is desperate to win the battle, but somehow he manages to think of losing and that disheartens him. Then Talisa (Dana Dearmond) arrived with her sexy proposal that will make him feel better – that he should “Go South”.  At first he didn’t understand the slang statement, but Talisa helped him do it. After pleasing her it was the time for her to return the favor, which she did in the manner that she is known for – sloppy and deep with some hard face fucking. There wasn’t much of actual sex and positions changing, but the skillful oral (also in “69”) made this scene awesome, before she jerked him off and the load landed on her face.

Game Of BonesThe next scene is composed of two parts – the first with solo performance of April O’Neil in her role of Game of Throne’s nightwalker that is wittily called “Tightwalker“, and the second part Ygritte (Claire Robbins) and Jon Snow (James Deen) doing it in their secluded cave.

April O’Neil is very hot, but this time she shows us only the simple solo scene with fingering and dildo penetration. Her appearance is to be commended, but other than that this scene doesn’t give us much of a show. After she showed us what she’s got, Ygritte pulls out an arrow and kills her.

The cut brings us to Ygritte and Jon as they lie on the floor spooning. The star of this “show” James Deen shows what’s he’s good at – giving it hard to Claire and showing off his dominance with her. She is satisfied and enjoying it every second, both some vaginal penetrations and occasional deepthroating. All this made this scene the most interesting one in this whole movie.

The fourth scene introduces Daenerys (Anikka Albrite), the Milf of the Dragons, who teams up with a nobleman to gather an army for her own purposes. The hottest girl here (one of the greatest asses in the business) Anikka and her male partner Aaron Wilcoxxx show some great skills that are demanded in this kind of entertainment – first oral with face fucking, then some really hot penetration action, ending with doggy-style and cumshot that landed on her ass. It should be mentioned that Anikka looks a lot like her Hollywood counterpart with the hair and the costume, which really improved this parody and made it more watchable. All her fans shouldn’t miss this one.

The final scene of disc one takes place in the throne room and shows us some lesbian action between Queen Cersei (Tanya Tate) and the daughter of Lord Tyrell, Margaery (Aaliyah Love).  This scene stands out (in negative contest) because they just talk about unimportant things and stuff that has nothing to do with the original series. This scene was maybe mentioned to be just the time-filler, but they look sexy enough to make this scene interesting, more or less. They show the classical pleasuring with pussy eating, fingering with some over-exaggerated squirting and cumming. This was the weakest scene in the movie and a little out of place in comparison to what else was offered in previous scenes

Interesting stuff 

“It will be interesting to see how fans react to the gender twist on King Joffrey,” said Marcus West, Marketing Director at Zero Tolerance Entertainment. “People just love to hate that character, so we’re all curious to know what they will think of this unexpected angle.” In a gender twist, King Joffrey is played by Audrey Palmer.

Summary

Comedic acting of Tommy Pistol and James Deen in already unusual plot of the movie, great bodies of female stars like Bailey and Anikka and others and hardcore action that would catch and hold the attention of many male “Game of Thrones” fan, make this movie really worth watching and one of the best parodies out there. It’s a two disc set, but it seems that the disc two is pretty unnecessary, because it contains only some long trailers and some other not-so-hot stuff, and the only interesting things in extras are “behind the scenes” bloopers. All in all, to any adult who is a fan of Game of Thrones and who was eager to see some hardcore action instead of just erotic lovemaking – you shouldn’t miss this one!

 

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Details

Release date December 2013
Directed by Lee Roy Myers
Produced by Zero Tolerance
Running time 110 min.
Country U.S.A
Language English
Awards None

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Studio Zero Tolerance
Starring Dana Dearmond (Talisa), April O'Neil (The Tight Walker), Anikka Albrite (Daenerys Targaryen), Claire Robbins (Ygritte), Aaliyah Love (Margaery Tyrell) , Anthony Rosano , Tommy Pistol, Aaron Wilcoxxx, James Deen (Jon Snow)
Based on Game of thrones by George R. R. Martin (HBO Tv Series)

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84.3/100

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