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This Ain’t Modern Family XXX

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This Ain’t Modern Family XXX
Studio Hustler
Starring Britney Amber, Cassidy Banks, Katrina Jade, Jade Nile, Luna Star, Tommy Gunn, Ryan Mclane, Richie Calhoun, Dick Chibbles
Based on Modern Family (TV Series 2009– )
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This Ain’t Modern Family XXX review

Released on June 2015, This Ain’t Modern Family XXX is a porn reinterpretation of the hit American sitcom, Modern Family, that baffled the public with one of the first gay couples to be shown in a long TV series on mainstream media. This is a Hustler production, but the company was a bit lazy when it came to adding a description to this movie. The only thing they wrote about it is “All stars cast offers 100% stroke value” That’s a bit lazy if you ask me, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get your review for this parody. We took a look at all aspects of this production and we put together a detailed and honest resume for This Ain’t Modern Family XXX. But let’s ditch the intro and cut straight to what matters.

The Plot – Classic Sitcom Story

Since the original production is a sit com series, there is no story that can be followed. Instead, Hustler created a new situation to serve as plot for this parody. The movie includes all three major couples from the show: Jay and Gloria Pritchett, Claire and Phil Dumphy and the gay couple, Michael Pritchett and Cameron Tucker. In the movie you can also see Haley Dumphy in a sex scene and Many, who’s role is just for comic relief. Each couple in the show has a problem they need to work out. Jay and Gloria want to have a threesome, Claire has a midlife crisis that can only be solved with some hard cock and Michael has doubts about his homosexuality. Everything in the movie seems to be resolved with sex, which is cool for us. There are three main situations in this movie, plus a secondary one in this Hayley fucks her boyfriend in the room next to her parent’s bedroom.

The Casting – Less Famous Names, Awesome Acting

Even if Hustler works with some of the most famous porn stars in the industry, they didn’t put any major name in this production. It seems like Hustler casted the stars for this production based on their acting skills and a bit on their resemblance on with the original character. So, the acting is pretty good, with all porn stars making decent impersonations, especially the gay guys. In the role of Claire we get Britney Amber, Haley is impersonated by Cassidy Banks, and Gloria by Luna Star. In secondary female parts we have Jade Nile and Katrina Jade. Tommy Gunn, Dick Chibbles, Ryan McLane and Richie Calhoun are some of the men casted in this more. The director who made this entire thing possible is Andre Madness. Bottom line, the cast is pretty cool, but I think that the movie would have had a bigger impact if Hustler would’ve casted some more famous porn stars.

Sex Scenes – Kinky, Hardocre, but Not Enough

I would have expected nothing less from Hustler than a kinky packed hardcore action in this movie. The main porn categories you will be able to enjoy in This Ain’t Modern Family XXX are lesbian sex, threesome, blowjob, Latina, cumshots, plus MILF and teen porn. However, the last two categories are not really what they seem. Although the porn stars are playing the roles of MILFs or teens, they aren’t really age qualified for that. None of the stars are over 40 and neither are them under 25. Another thing about the sex scenes is the lack of gay sex. With a gay couple staring in main roles, you would have thought that some sodomy is mandatory in this production. You will get exactly the opposite of that, as Mitchell, a half of the gay couple, is cheating on his hubby with a chick dressed up as slave princess Leia.

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Release date 06/23/2015
Directed by Andre Madness
Produced by Hustler
Running time 121 min.
Country U.S.A
Language English
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Studio Hustler
Starring Britney Amber, Cassidy Banks, Katrina Jade, Jade Nile, Luna Star, Tommy Gunn, Ryan Mclane, Richie Calhoun, Dick Chibbles
Based on Modern Family (TV Series 2009– )

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