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Star Wars XXX

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Star Wars XXX
Studio Vivid Entertainment
Starring Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steel, Dick Chibbles, Tom Byron, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Jennifer White, Gia Dimarco...
Based on Star Wars by George Lucas

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Star Wars XXX review

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Allie HazeIt’s another classic spoof by a great team – director Axel Brown and Vivid Entertainment studio. The movie is entertaining, funny and maybe the best of its kind, and that shouldn’t surprise given that it’s one of the most expensive porn parodies to date and often referred as “the most ambitious porn movie ever made”. The movie mostly follows the story of the great classic, but also expands it with some hot sexual encounters of famous Star Wars characters, like Princess Leia, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan and many others. A funny script (with lots of clever references), nice special effects (the light saber scenes) and sexy, carefully selected porn stars make it a must-see movie and really enjoyable.

The Story

The movie starts the way we all know – with scrolling words that say “A long time ago in a parody far, far away”, which is classy and truly compelling. You’ll see the sexy storm troopers and Darth Vader entering the ship, just before R2D2 and C3PO had a funny squabble.

The sex in the scene one starts when Darth Vader (Lexington Steele) comes to interrogation cell to squeeze some information from Princess Leia (Allie Haze), and this is when all the SW fans become excited – they have the opportunity to see her naked and doing it, but also shocked that the very important fact of mainstream counterpart is changed – apparently Darth isn’t her father. Anyhow, she starts rubbing her pussy and then Darth takes out his cock so she can swallow it. Wearing a see-through dress and with hair all done right she looks really hot and gives an amazing head using both hands and slapping it against her tongue. This beautiful blowjob scene ends with a splash on her face.

Star Wars xxxIn scene two when Luke gets attacked by the Sandpeople, Obi-Wan Kenobi (Tom Byron) chase them away, but also finds a Tusken Raider (Jennifer White) , a hot girl willing to give him a reason to stick around for some time in the canyon. He makes a move by kissing her and playing with her pussy as she leans back against her vehicle. Then he drops down to eat some pussy with a little ass play, before he fucks her missionary style, first vaginally and then anally. Then she sits for a reverse cowgirl ride in the ass, followed by a splash on her pretty face.

After Obi gave Luke his father’s lightsaber, they went to a cantina to meet Han Solo and Chewbacca, where the next scene takes place, but none of them is involved in the sex scene. The main action is in the back, where Aiden and Kimberly get busy at a table. Kimberly lays Aiden back so she can lick her bald beaver and suck her titties. Aiden does the same to Kimberly, before they turn it into sixty-nine position.

As they were finishing it with some hot kissing, the cut brings us to the next scene – an orgy in a nearby room, involving Gia DiMarco, Rihanna Rimes, Derrick Pierce and Danny Wylde. Both girls are down on their knees to mouth guys’ manhood, with lots of face-fucking involved. First devil-looking Derrick brings Gia up to fuck her from behind, and then Danny takes Rihanna missionary style on the table. The girls move on to ride the guys cowgirl style, with some oral work mixed in, followed by doggy action as the girls kiss each other. At the end the girls drop down to have their tits sprayed with man juice.

Star Wars xxxScene four can be a little bit strange, because it involves Chewbacca in the main role with two sexy storm troopers (Brandy Aniston and Eve Laurence). When these girls search the Falcon, they find Chewy stroking his dick and decide to join him, which turns into some hard (and weird) action. They both drop down to suck his pecker. Brandy was the first one to take it vaginally and anally, but Eve also showed some skills as she bounced on his cock. To conclude this Wookie sex they kneel before him to receive a nice facial.

In the last scene the director Braun did what Lucas couldn’t in the mainstream movie, to fulfill a fantasy of every Star Wars fan with the threesome including Leia, Luke (Seth Gamble) and Han Solo (Rocco Reed). As the guys grope her and help her undress, she alternates between them with kisses. Then she takes Rocco from behind and strokes Seth and moves on to ride Seth reverse cowgirl style. They spooned a little bit, before riding Rocco cowgirl style. After some more missionary and from behind, the scene ends with both guys blowing their load into Leia’s mouth.

 

Full Cast

Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steel, Dick Chibbles, Tom Byron, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Jennifer White, Gia Dimarco, Chi Chi LaRue, Eve Laurence, Brandy Aniston, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde, Bryn Pryor, Tommy Gunn, Andy Appleton, Kylie Ireland, Ryan McLane, Shylar Cobi, Peter O’Tool, Brian Street Team, Tommy Gun, Lizzy London, Jennifer Dark, Riley Richman, Benjamin Airey, Marcus London, Kyle Stone, Joe Spewgemante, Lily Cade, Kris Kelvin, J, Champ, Tommy Pistol, Kris Slater, Nick Danger, Belial and Ryan Driller.

Fun Facts

  • Darth Vader isn’t actually Princess Leia’s father in a this parody (and they don’t exactly have much of a family resemblance – you’ll get it when you see it)
  • Threesome with Leia, Han Solo and Luke Skywalker—apparently he isn’t her brother, because otherwise it would be extremely wierd
  • Word-twisting – The name of this episode is “The New Hole”, and they say “May the farce be with you”

Awards

  • Allie Haze and Chewbacca2011 Nightmoves Award – Best Parody, Comedy “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2012 Nightmoves Award – Best Parody/Comedy “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XCritic Award – Best Parody/Comedy “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XCritic Award – Best Actress: Allie Haze “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XBIZ Award – Best Parody/Comedy “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XBIZ Award – Best Actor: Seth Gamble “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XBIZ Award – Best Special Effects “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XBIZ Award – Best Scene: Dick Chibbles “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Selling Title of the Year “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Renting Title of the Year “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Screenplay “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Supporting Actor: Tom Byron “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Art Direction “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 AVN Award – Best Overall Marketing Campaign “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 TLA RAW Award – Best Porn Parody “Star Wars XXX”
  • 2013 XRCO – Best Parody/Comedy “Star Wars XXX”

Summary

This is a really great movie, with tons of fun and a must-own for every serious SF and porn fan. You can just look at the porn stars and crew and you’ll get an idea how big and ambitious this parody is. The DVD offers two versions of the movie, one with sex scenes and one without, so it should be entertaining for any adult viewer.

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Details

Release date February 2012
Directed by Axel Braun
Produced by Vivid Entertainment Studio
Running time 152 min.
Country U.S.A
Language English
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Studio Vivid Entertainment
Starring Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steel, Dick Chibbles, Tom Byron, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Jennifer White, Gia Dimarco...
Based on Star Wars by George Lucas

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91.3/100

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