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The Expendables XXX

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The Expendables XXX
Studio Hustler
Starring Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Andrew, Kimberly Kane, Andy San Dimas, Ana Foxx, London Keyes, Kylie Ireland, Tera Patrick, Derrick Pierce, Billy Glide, Alec Knight, Brendon Miller
Based on The Expendables Direct By Sylvester Stallone

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The Expendables XXX review

This Ain’t The Expendables XXX

Hustler Video, one of the greatest adult entertainment studios, brings us “This Ain’t The Expendables XXX”, starring some of the biggest stars in adult industry ever put together in an adult film, led by Tera Patrick and Kylie Ireland, but also featuring Kimberly Kane, Brooklyn Lee, Andy San Dimas etc. Tera Patrick gets Arnolds brief role, Kylie Ireland plays the Dolph Lundgren’s character, London Keyes in the Jet Li role, Ana Fox plays the Terry Crews character and Andy San Dimas gets Mickey Rourke’s character. It’s shot in 3D, directed by award-winning director Axel Braun and offered as a double disc – one normal and one anaglyph 3D disc.

The Story

Brooklyn LeeThe first scene begins with the crew back in the states after a mission. Brooklyn Lee in the role of Leah Christmas, a mercenary with knife throwing skills, comes home to see her man played by Billy Glide. She suspects that he was unfaithful and she is ready to kick his ass. He manages to calm her down and to channel her energy into a great fuck. After some kissing she gets down to suck him a little bit. She gets on top of him for some reverse cowgirl and cowgirl ride with lots of oral work between the positions. He fucked her missionary and doggie style before he popped all over her face and mouth.

Next scene takes place in Andy’s tattoo shop. Kimberly and Brooklyn are there too, getting drunk downstairs, and Andy takes a girl she’s picked up (Jessie Andrews) upstairs for some lesbian action. Jessie takes her clothes off and reveals her beautiful body, and Andy rewards her with some passionate ass licking. They get into the 69 position for some more lesbian love before the scene ends.

In scene three we have a scene taking place in a church (where Stallone’s and Bruce Willis’ characters meet for a potential gig arrangement). This time Kimberly Kane, playing the leading role (Stallone’s role) named Bailey Ross, meets Derrick Pierce (who plays Bruce Willis’ role) to talk business, and of course the Arnold character shows up as we know, played by Tera Patrick. Kimberly points out that she won’t fuck him but there might be a different way to seal the deal so she drops down on her knees and gives him some great head. This turns out to be only a blowjob scene, but there were some great angles on Kimberly and some POV shots, so it was very good. She worked his balls nicely before taking a load on her face.

Ana FoxxxThe next one was Lyla Storm playing a girl named Sandra who is kidnapped and held by Brendon Miller and Alec Knight. She is willing to tell the guys what she knows about the mercenaries if they do something for her in return. She takes their cocks and sucks them hard, and then leans back and let them fuck her hard, always keeping her busy at both ends. She takes it in spoon, rides a little bit and every time with a cock in her mouth. The guys spray her face for a nice finish. This, however, doesn’t lead to her release as they bind her wrists back to the chair.

In the last scene the crew heads out, but Ana and London stay back to celebrate the victory over the bad guys with Ryan. The girls get down to mouth Ryan’s manhood, and they did it pretty good and sloppy, passing the cock back and forth and switching between the head and the balls. He puts London in the chair and fucks her really hard so she starts screaming, and Ana sits right next to them and fingers her little pussy. Eventually Ana gets a piece of that cock from behind, and at the end receives a big load that landed mostly in her mouth and on London’s tits.

Summary

This movie, unlike the mainstream counterpart, lacks the violence and that kind of roughness that made the Hollywood movie so famous. The biggest highlight here is Tera Patrick’s appearance, showing up after a long time being absent from adult movies, just like Arnold did in the mainstream movie. The sex is pretty good, and maybe the fans wanted Tera to join Kimberly for a double BJ, but that just didn’t happen. All in all, this is a movie really worth watching, weather you’re a fan of the mainstream Expendables or not.

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Release date October 2012
Directed by Axel Braun
Produced by Hustler Parody
Running time 98 min.
Country U.S.A
Language English
Awards N/A

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Studio Hustler
Starring Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Andrew, Kimberly Kane, Andy San Dimas, Ana Foxx, London Keyes, Kylie Ireland, Tera Patrick, Derrick Pierce, Billy Glide, Alec Knight, Brendon Miller
Based on The Expendables Direct By Sylvester Stallone

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79.7/100

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